![]() Hell, Captain Price even managed to launch one of our nukes by taking over a nuclear submarine all by himself! And you seem to have an entire fucking army at your disposal. Why are you even bothering with this? When Zakhaev wanted access to our nuclear arsenal, he simply took control of a missile silo. Good thing I planned for that plane crash to not horribly kill you! I want the nuclear launch codes! He KILLS HARKOV and takes PRESIDENT VORSHEVSKY HOSTAGE. He's trying to kidnap you.Īs HARKOV fights off the HIJACKERS, the PLANE starts to STALL OUT, which causes momentary WEIGHTLESSNESS.įighting bad guys in zero-g? I wonder what the inception of that idea was!Īfter the PLANE CRASHES, MAKAROV appears. No, it appears Makarov has somehow stowed a small army aboard this plane. Gunshots! Is this a reverse Air Force One? Have the Americans come for me? I'm sorry, why is this man constantly jumping around and circling the table? We must foster peace if we are to survive. RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VORSHEVSKY is meeting with his CABINET to discuss a PEACE TREATY. OPCON needs us to link up with the SEALs and infil. You need to dress it up in incomprehensible military lingo. Now we need to go to a place and do a thing and kill lots of dudes on the way there. What the fuck are rotorwings? Oh, you mean helicopters. ![]() Man the minigun, Frost! We've got multiple enemy rotorwings in pursuit! That means you can stand as close to thermite as you want when it goes off.įROST destroys the JAMMER and climbs aboard a HELICOPTER. The guys behind Dead Space helped out with this game's development. Thermite? We better keep our distance then. SANDMAN and FROST fight their way to the TOP of the STOCK EXCHANGE. If you haven't gotten down the basics of "press button, guys die" by now, then what are you even doing here? Whoa, we're dropping straight into the action? Don't I first need to be taught the gameplay mechanics in a contrived training session? The Russians have installed a radio jammer on top of the Stock Exchange! This must be a commentary on the current economical crisis, but I'm not sure how! DELTA FORCE OPERATIVE "SANDMAN" is bossing around DEREK "FROST" WESTBROOK. The RUSSIAN ARMY has invaded MANHATTAN for some reason and made it look exactly like a scene from TRANSFORMERS, except without the TRANSFORMERS. YURI helps CAPTAIN PRICE and CAPTAIN MACTAVISH escape. VLADIMIR MAKAROV'S MEN then attack the SAFEHOUSE. ![]() You'll have to introduce a new player character to serve as a third-person viewpoint on me. The FLASHBACK then quickly REVERSES so it looks like SHEPHERD CATCHES the KNIFE with his EYELIDS and THROWS IT BACK. Hell no! So there shouldn't be any qualms about stabbing your gaping chest wound with an adrenaline syringe.ĬAPTAIN MACTAVISH briefly passes out and sees a FLASHBACK of him throwing a KNIFE into GENERAL SHEPHERD'S EYE SOCKET. Right, I pity anyone who's planning to wait past the credits.Īnd after that, we were asked like five times whether we wanted to skip any disturbing content. We had to wait for the intro logos to get through all the development studios that contributed to this game. What took you guys so long to get me here? CAPTAIN MACTAVISH, who is MORTALLY WOUNDED, is being taken to a SAFEHOUSE by CAPTAIN PRICE. ![]()
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